Who cares I wouldn't mind falling on her ass.

The playground summit was supposed to be a meeting of the minds. Eh... close enough.

Not your everyday beating. Where do I sign up?

I'd do them in a heart beat.

I don't care I'd still hit it.

"Hey Darlene, I wonder what this button does...Cool, free car wash!".

These are measures to prevent future riots. Uhuh.

I'm guessing she refused to go down on him so he decided to her some head of his own.

Just look at it it's awesome.

I'm not into incest but my sister is hot.

Call me a fag but I'm so glad I'm a vegetarian and don't get vicious murder on my plate.

He can now swim in his interior and drive at the same time.

Staged as hell, but the pain is real.

I guess when you're already that dumb you have nothing to lose in terms of brain cells.

Let me spray my own aftersun gel on you girl.

Which basically is a good thing for guys like us!

When a model falls like this, it's clear she must not be heeling well.

The newest hype is Russia, it's cheap, easy, usually used at parties and you go completely mental.

As Christoper Reeves learned, the flying superman headbutt is a vicious move.

Turns out she was still the smartest applicant the stores ever seen, and was hired three days later.

Someone obviously didn't get their full paycheck from the Bum Fights DVD's.

Why do so many girls think they can handle bondage when thy aren't built for that kind of punishment.

Today is a good day to break your jaw as an amateur stuntman.

Little did they know his daily super sized #7 has created a 5 inch thick layer of armor on his abdomen.

With an ass like that she ready for the adult entertainment industry.

I'm not a gun expert but isn't leaning backwards weighing not more than 100 pounds gonna drop you to the ground hard? ...

Hopefully she sprung for the padded burka.

The hottest tv host in the world tribute.

Well, in her defense...actually, fuck that. There is no defense. This girl needs to wear a bike helmet 24 hours a day ...

The smaller guy really should have walked away from this one, time to go fix that broken nose.