That's what you get for driving in the middle of traffic.

Hi, pump 3 please, a mars bar, pack of gums and a near death experience please.

His parents gave him an old s-10 pick up, that's just not done. (BTW, this is the WoW account kid).

Never drive through red, you might have an accident.

"Global Tracking Technology"? Dude, yer cars in the ditch.

Is this mofo drunk or what haha!

You probably think I'm a freak when I tell you I still jerk off to Carmen Electra at least once a week.

The obvious solution is to take her top off. Then it will be sunny every day.

Shocking video of an absolutely gruesome and horrific accident on a Russian highway.

At least the idiot was actually wearing a helmet.

I guess that's 1-0 for the car.

They thought the worst that could come of this could be not being allowed to go to prom.

Seeing Karma in action before your eyes is a truly cathartic experience.

That is one way to do it.

Parked gangster X5 blocks the tram from passing through, that means road rage fight in Russia.

She even works while having a shit, for some strange reason it's hot as hell.

Hey! I've got an idea, lets stand real close so we can see better!

Darwin - 2,323,256, Idiots - 0.

Another rally driver doesn't quite judge his cornering and slams into a whole bunch of fans.

It could have been a lot worse. For example if she had been Asian she would have taken out a building or two as well.

Why oh why could this not have been a Fox news reporter?

He will do literally anything for a good shot.

Off course not.....nobody will think you are a loser.

That's three fewer guys who's dead bodies would have ended up flying out of a public bus or market place.

Where I come from when this happens it's usually car versus car.

Next time you get drunk and have the urge to jump on the hood of a car... remember it has the ability to run you over!

An $80,000 pink slip does not a good driver make.

That's the hottest robbery I've ever seen.

Unfortunately the scarring does nothing to draw attention away from his receding hairline.

You might not be able to sleep tonight...