Blue Balls Special on aisle three!

And thus, the biggest hoe on the block found out that an unlocked door could be the end of her allowance.

Brazil is known for its super hot, half-naked chicks parading around during carnivale.

Women are cheaters when they can't win.

Nothing new here. If it didn't turn out into a fight something was off.

The key to doing a succesful walk as a model is look forward and don't take the same line as the other model.

The winner gets a free ride and a souvenir baby nine months later.

I'd like to do that to the guard with a steel cable with razors on it.

Next time, he's just going to go with the mild sauce.

Hey equal opportunity is great, but you unless you're a ravenous animal the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, you can't snap a b...

At least she caught them.

These chicks get paid to freely beat the estrogen out of each other national TV?

What kind of treat do you give him after that catch?

I guess it was the blonde?

Fake. If you play it in reverse she's actuall giving him food and taking pee from his sink. Therefore he pees in the sin...

This guy is awesome he even throws presents out of the car onto the streets.

She claimed she did it because she was possessed by demons. Please die bitch.

Couple of Russians try to catch a bull on the loose.

Sounds like her kids are there to witness the event as well.

This no-holds-barred, falls count anywhere grudge match is brought to you by Rap Music. Rap Music: Spurring violent co...

This is just like Happy Gilmore's Happy Place only fewer midgets and old women in lingerie.

Wow girl nice rack you have there.

Don't by all means try to stop it with your head.

Unfortunately 48 hours later she contracted bird flu and she died..........

That was the best timed kick ever.

Man, the Russian space program has really fallen apart!

That has to be one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen.

Way to ruin our fun, bitch!

Hey assholes, when the guy is completely knocked out cold it means stop punching. Kicking too.

If you have issues what better way is there than solve it in a mud wrestling fight.