That covered pissing himself in his pants pretty well.

I'd have just stolen a few candy bars...

I bet he wishes he never got out of bed in the morning.

Equipment quits on David Guetta. Akon probably stole something.

Evil Russian morgue workers make a mask out of mans face.

Respect for this man, the way he dodges two trains, stunt choreographers can only dream of.

Awesome, making a duo jump with your chick. Next time land it, it will save you alot of pain.

Grandpa gets a helicopter flight for his birthday from his grand kids who are fighting over the will as we speak.

A couple of drunk Ewoks get a little out of hand during a Halloween segment on the Today Show.

On the bright side at least when you wake up it will be Christmas already! Yay presents!

Once again, silly string and fire don't mix.

You don't see shit like that were i come from.

Rowdy bride brings the party to the police station when she's hauled in after throwing a tantrum.

Does she still do anything with movies? Or is she downgraded to paparazzi food only.

In Brazil, a hitman is still affordable. That's because they ride a bike and not a sportscar.

Embrace what life’s given you and make people feel awkward doing it man.

They are usually not the hot chicks in the class, just the slutty ones who want as much male attention as possible.

Whilst CNN reporters were doing a live report in London they captured a live jewelry heist by four men on bikes escapi...

She must have gotten confused as to what kind of ball was heading towards her.

I guess I am not the only one who thinks Valentine’s Day is a fucking scam. Not to say I’m not a romantic, everyday ...

I would've taken advantage of that naked slut straight away.

Dude comes home on his birthday and gets a wicked gift from his girlfriend.

I saw that coming. Never get a haircut in Russia the barber is probably drunk.

A Bentley is not your average off roader.

If your into adrenalin rides then it doesn't get much better than this.

That still looked better then any birthday party I've ever had. Where do I hire him?

Yes my fellow friends that is a camel carrying a car on his back uphill.

At least it wasn't one of those boring standart birthdays haha.

What the hell did all these chicks drink! The keep pissing and pissing and.....

I guess there's no use stealing someone's wallet when you can just take their whole body and sort it out later.