She's a nominee for best driver of the year.

Oops forgot about that staircase in the middle of the lot.

Bet he thought he was going to get away with it too, but shrieking like an eel crawled up her ass put a stop to that fas...

At least her wig purchase stood up to the street test.

Poker, Blackjack, Old Maid... take your pick. A marked deck will make you an ace at 'em all.

Nigeria is looking posh these days, ow sorry it's England.

Girls - god or plastic churgery willing - can have a nice \'rack\'. This macho babe has got a nice \'peck\'.

Fighterjet left the flightdeck going up, and hit the ocean going down. All in a matter of seconds.