The guys hat ended up on the pool table. Nice punch by the cowboy.

Is that shirt big enough!?

Something tells me rubbing her body all over someone she just met is what got her into this situation to begin with.

"SUCKER PUNCH" the gangster martial art you dont see coming.

For the first time an emo girl is making someone else cry instead of herself.

I want the brunette to have my kids then we can train them for the MMA.

Apparently the day a young teen girl gets her period she's allowed to become a raging bitch.

Stay on your own turf you slut. No if anyone can translate this for me I would appreciate it.

I dont know what the little black woman was thinking but this was suicide.

One way or another Jeff was determined to go home that night unconscious.

This will teach him to take the last sip of the vodka bottle now won't it.

With tackling skills like that we can just kill all the Brett Favre talk now and get her on the Jets defensive line.

Just in case the obesity and diabetes from the food doesn't get you, this guy will. If only he did it in a clown suit....

I can't imagine what the loser was complaining about at her window though. "Hey, you forgot to kick my spleen out thro...

She's going to pulp you into burrito stuffing.

This guy proves that all you need is Heart to win a fight. Brutal kicks to the Head in the Alley.

Needless to say, she never fucked up the Pythagorean theorem again.

A happy slap is when someone walks up to a random person and slaps the shit out of them. There's really nothing happy ...

Imagine his confusion when he wakes up with severe pain in his balls.

As a result, she was suspended from school and he was kicked out for being a vagina.