"You gonna have to carry my ass out!" Ask and you shall receive.

'I'm so fucking stupid I did not see all the rocks on the road'.

This crash is so lame it belongs in a looney tunes cartoon.

Delivering pizza can be difficult, you have to know when to apply brakes.

Looks like an out of control car went up the side walk and hit unlucky ladies and kids in a strollers.

I had no idea Toyota still made snowmobiles. They seem to have Prius like problems.

Truck has to do a Pattern beta two style Star Trek evasive manoeuvre around a dumptruck with failed brakes and kills a c...

Uhh excuse me madame but I was standing on that ladder.

Pretty awesome camper dude, now how do you roll out the car?

And you guys thought they could only eat donuts and drink coffee.

You can say alot but at least she made it to the water.

How the hell did he do that?

Reminds me of Johnny Cash hit.

Biking today is like tattoos and punk rock, taken over by the lames.

Apparently this dude is attracted to the color yellow, hence the head-on collision.

New bike just delivered, and now it's ready for the junkyard.

He must be so proud speeding all the time and taking out four kids.

White on black crime...that's a shame.

Nothing like a good bit of shut eye at the wheel of a 10 tonner.

Snowmobiles and bridges apparently don't mix.

Never ever park your car close to a boot release.

Dude almost dies pushing a car over the tracks.

Who uses a chain saw in a warehouse?

The smell of burned skin has haunted the street for weeks.

I want to be there when he tries to explain this to the family.

This moped is pumping out way too much horsepower for this loser!

Pretty cheap ride, riding along on the front of the bus.

The key to doing a succesful walk as a model is look forward and don't take the same line as the other model.

Looks like a trailer for a new low budget horror flick from some third world country.

Car crashes at 120mph on a highway exit.