Quick, someone make a wish.

Hey equal opportunity is great, but you unless you're a ravenous animal the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, you can't snap a b...

He may have only come in 2nd at the Battle of the Biceps, but he took home the first prize at the Pop-and-Lock competiti...

Finally, the army of people they hired to cover up accidents with their tiny poster boards had a time to shine.