Dentures before you own a 4-wheeled vehicle? Good luck explaining that to the prostitute you lose your virginity to.

Hmmmm little slow to his feet... guess he isnt going dancing tonight.

Don't cry baby dr. 90210 can fix that.

Well, it could have been worse, she could have hit the rocks...

I would have preferred a double back flip with a twist.

I normally never ask this but did he died?

She's gotta work on that foot-stage coordination more!

Hottie jumps off a cliff and falls hard.

I can't blame the guy, when you are drunk as hell the last thing you can anticipate on is a cop car blocking two lanes.

She's gotta work on that foot-stage coordination more!

Femoral neck fracture. Physically disabled: 12-16 months. Psychologically harm: 20-24 years.

The key to a succesvol stage dive is that you have fans that like you.

That explains why they get one thirty minute break for lunch, and two fifteen minute breaks for drying off.

In his own mind there was a crowd but his vision was just multiplying people.

Jumping crotch first into someones face isn't good at a Lady Gaga show, and it sure as hell ain't here.

My weak stomach made me puke when I saw she wasn't in the kitchen making sandwiches.

Holy shit that really was a perfect 10, foot barley cleared the top railing though...

I've done some stupid stuff in my life, but I never dived into shallow water. This is why!

Every diver will find out sooner or later that climbing up stairs with flippers is difficult.

Anything for that one shot.

Next time make sure there are people to catch you my friend.

Unless having the Mike Tyson tooth gap is what you're going for, I'd advise you to follow the signs posted and don't be ...

The excitement after jumping out of a plane gets the better of this dude and he faints taking out his instructor.

Only a retard puts a digging machine on a multiplex board.

Look at the guy that tries to swim across the lake, as if he can swim faster then he can run.

Depressed teen jumps from his school window after losing the love of his life.

I guess if you're stupid enough to attempt this, then you're stupid enough to not check for ice 3 inchess below the su...

This is the only possible thing that could make diving fun to watch.

High speed projectile vomiting isn't going to compliment the whole Asian dick thing all that well with her.

Guy loses his parachute and get caught in the powerlines. Now that's unlucky times two.