What a nonconformist that doesn't' play by anyone elses rules. I bet his Misfit stickers are going to look stellar on hi...

Must have been that whole "if I close my eyes, it never happened" mentality 1 out of 10 politicians use on a daily basis...

Guy smashing window in attempt to get off the bus.

Unless you are indeed a model T-800 Terminator, the "stand there and take it until he tires himself out" approach isn't ...

That's right - being sober at 3PM. A round of applause please.

Unfortunately, she was only supposed to do one.

If you're laying face down in a pool of blood don't expect any sympathy.

The loser tried to play it off like nothing happened. But we know the truth...

No shit sherlock!

She has to pay her bills somehow.

He doesn't want the be sacreficed.

He must have been using a tactic learned from his mom when pops comes home after happy hour. Save the fetal position thi...

A peace day celebration in Afghanistan suffers a dove malfunction. This is definitely not a good sign.

It's not for nothing we traded in horses for cars back in the day, some people will never learn.

He pretty much has access to all the model pussy because they work for him and look up to him.

This must be her way of telling the world she's ready to start whoring out again.

Stupid cop, he let her do a sobriety test on the tracks.

After a few hours of drinking and sloppy sex, she wanted to get paid. Well, she got screwed in more ways than one and ...

After a few hours of drinking and sloppy sex, she wanted to get paid. Well, she got screwed in more ways than one and ...

why look for the father if that's the best bunch of guys you can come up with.

It's not his fault really. Those walls come out of nowhere sometimes.

I guess I am not the only one who thinks Valentine’s Day is a fucking scam. Not to say I’m not a romantic, everyday ...

Over there being unconscious just means you have more time to power up your next attack.

This much.....This guy is in agony, he was involved in a fight and got the good end of a machete to his leg.

The only tragedy in all this is that he didn’t throw her in his fuckin’ van and drive away with her.

I'll be patiently awaiting the "front loader does 360 off a vert ramp" video now.

I know, I know walking ain't easy....

I hope that is gonna work out, bye bye bike.....

Anything that brings you closer to your friends balls should be off limits to begin with.

For a very short while that is...