No shit sherlock!

She has to pay her bills somehow.

He doesn't want the be sacreficed.

Wow, her head seriously plunged up her ass on this faceplant.

Her parents told her that face was going to stick if she kept making it, but that's the price you pay for attempting a q...

He must have been using a tactic learned from his mom when pops comes home after happy hour. Save the fetal position thi...

A peace day celebration in Afghanistan suffers a dove malfunction. This is definitely not a good sign.

It's not for nothing we traded in horses for cars back in the day, some people will never learn.

He pretty much has access to all the model pussy because they work for him and look up to him.

This must be her way of telling the world she's ready to start whoring out again.

This girlfriend really didn't like getting it in the face...don't worry honey, it'll wash off in the shower.

Ironically he landed in a handicapped parking spot.

Before this accident his only kryptonite was high gas prices.

Stupid cop, he let her do a sobriety test on the tracks.

Office sluts gives her boss the greatest Christmas gift of all.

Don Vito pukes after drinking 50 shots of alcohol.

After a few hours of drinking and sloppy sex, she wanted to get paid. Well, she got screwed in more ways than one and ...

After a few hours of drinking and sloppy sex, she wanted to get paid. Well, she got screwed in more ways than one and ...

why look for the father if that's the best bunch of guys you can come up with.

It's not his fault really. Those walls come out of nowhere sometimes.

I guess I am not the only one who thinks Valentine’s Day is a fucking scam. Not to say I’m not a romantic, everyday ...

Over there being unconscious just means you have more time to power up your next attack.

This much.....This guy is in agony, he was involved in a fight and got the good end of a machete to his leg.

Ok who tuned in on the porn channel!

The only tragedy in all this is that he didn’t throw her in his fuckin’ van and drive away with her.

I'll be patiently awaiting the "front loader does 360 off a vert ramp" video now.

I know, I know walking ain't easy....

I hope that is gonna work out, bye bye bike.....

I now she can tell her hubby her stupidness totalled the car.

When wakeboarding I prefer good old fashion boats and water. Why re-invent the wheel?