Always look both ways many times before crossing the road kids. Unless someone is filming, in which case go for it.

Express elevator to hell! Going Doooown!

That flight must have been coming in from Crazystan.

There's two ways to greet people in your country. All those stories about Ellis Island are bullshit.

Keep making Smirnoff your breakfast of choice and these reality checks are just going to get more humiliating.

Well it's not Paris Hilton, but if you squint your eyes really really hard you can imagine it is.

Cop with shoulder cam kills dude with a knife.

Indian family getting down on beach with bamboo sticks.

Some mexican chicks get down on the side yard.

That kid has some balls, and he will flunk every test in that class for the rest of his life.

Never ever touch a wild elephant dude.

Hell!! who needs a Liver and a spleen anyway?

That'll teach her to hit the floor filled with younger people.

Women get down in da hood.

Who the hell carries a baby in their lap on a motorbike without a helmet ? Asians do it all the time.

If you think one Asian woman using her car as a tool for plastic surgery on the public is crazy, check this out!

Well, it certainly beats taking the elevator down to the basement.

Dude gets shot while he tries to defend his money during a robbery.

For obvious reasons, as it shows.

In certain parts of Alabama, this is considered community service.

Some girls bump into eachother while shopping and a fight breaks out.

Walking is a bitch sometimes!

He suffered gunshot wounds to his torso, groin and leg and a graze wound to his head.

I dont think they quite understand how the Shirts VS Skins rule works.

Woah, calm down ladies. Can't we settle this like adults?

This is the GTA 4 expansion pack that is coming out soon, GTA IV: Niko Bellic Returns Home.

That's my kinda milf, no panties!

Reporters pants pulled down during live broadcast.

Titties flying is only the beginning of the chain reaction started by Shanequa and Sons.

Dude gets taken down hard for wrecking windows.