Way to go pops, you sure raised yourself quite the little cum guzzler here.

My penis and my brain had opposite views on how to rate this video.

Luckily her head is hollow or the damn thing might have broke.

That's a sight I would mind seening close up.

Who cares there is only one of those 200.000 dollar vases. No biggie.

More reasons rednecks leave above ground pools in the backyard decades after not using them.

Seeing Miley whoring out on her mom’s back, is a lot less weird.

Thank god it wasn't the hottie on the bike.

I'm not a gun expert but isn't leaning backwards weighing not more than 100 pounds gonna drop you to the ground hard? ...

Don't you just love designer dresses, you pay a million bucks for them and they can't even hold in your boob.

Hey Mike Rowe, I found a dirty job for ya.

He'll have a lot of time to think about this while he's not having sex for the next 6 months.

Men are stronger than women and have been for centuries so why this stupid change in behaviour.

Keep your eye on the idiot in the red shirt, he's about to be taught a quick and brutal lesson in why you shouldn't st...

Despite the fact that she will not think anymore. What they hell was she thinking before? "hmm let's stand under the f...

Do you think they'll notice?

The three rules of crane operations: 1. Never walk under a live load, 2. Never walk under a live load and 3. Never wal...

Crap! There goes my economic stimulus check money.

Next time take the stairs or the elevator it's much less deadly.

He had a little trouble getting it all the way on the lift because of a snag. He overcame the snag, but not gravity.

That'S being at the right place at the right time.

He leaves the hatch open and his computer falls out. Two words. Dumb ASS!

I\'m not gonna spoil anything but this is not his lucky day.