"You gonna have to carry my ass out!" Ask and you shall receive.

'I'm so fucking stupid I did not see all the rocks on the road'.

I bet that will hurt when he's gonna take a shit..

I'm guessing he's not that happy with the HP client support.

Here’s a pretty fucking weird story straight from the fucking gutter.

This crash is so lame it belongs in a looney tunes cartoon.

Bar visitor takes out two robbers.

Delivering pizza can be difficult, you have to know when to apply brakes.

That's stranger, normally this many girls aren't in the bathroom at the same time unless it's Taco Tuesday.

50 Cent's bodyguard was arrested today for beating up a photographer outside a hotel in Copenhagen.

Looks like an out of control car went up the side walk and hit unlucky ladies and kids in a strollers.

She may be the biggest slut in town but this dude just doesn't know when to say when...

I had no idea Toyota still made snowmobiles. They seem to have Prius like problems.

Truck has to do a Pattern beta two style Star Trek evasive manoeuvre around a dumptruck with failed brakes and kills a c...

So what better way to thank your boyfriend with a blowjob.

I'd rather see this in season 9 of American Idol.

Maybe she drew what's on her mind or his personality.

Uhh excuse me madame but I was standing on that ladder.

Asian girl in a skirt is stripped and beaten sensless.

Armed with Kalashnikovs and hand grenades, six masked robbers stormed the Grand Hyatt hotel, running away with 800,000 e...

She kicks the shit out of her enemy.

Pretty awesome camper dude, now how do you roll out the car?

That's not strange, walking and standing still all day is highly stressful.

And you guys thought they could only eat donuts and drink coffee.

You can say alot but at least she made it to the water.

Attention whoring is one thing, but when your clitoris is swelled up to the size of a lemon it might be time to cool off...

How the hell did he do that?

Man getting off the bus is hit by a car and flies back into the bus.

Drinking and sitting on fences don't mix.

Reminds me of Johnny Cash hit.