If the amount of hair you rip out of a girl's head weighs more than the amount of skoal you chew during pregnancy.

Not a fan myself, but that ass just gave hope to every black guy living in the continental United States. Just like Bara...

Man attending a wedding was told to move outside if he wanted to smoke.

Especially the car that is parked in front of him.

I guess bracing yourself when you're in a rollover doesn't do shit.

where's jackie chan when you need him.

I've heard about the triads being good fighters but this looks more like a ninja turtles fight.

The base jump in this video isn't as smooth as the commentary.

They throw it right on your doorstep.

It won't get you off but at least you can get a good look at a seizure up close.

In Soviet Russia, street drives you.

Poker, Blackjack, Old Maid... take your pick. A marked deck will make you an ace at 'em all.

Yes my fellow friends that is a camel carrying a car on his back uphill.

That's right you drunken rednecks, keep throwing your fists like that. Maybe you'll activate some hillbilly magneto po...

Cleary after a good workout you have to rehydrate with a glass of wine.

Apparently Mr. Bean Laden here doesn't understand the law of gravity in the first place.

*Warning graphic* You don't actually see the accident, but I feel pretty confident saying it was terrible.

I bet he has difficulty making friends.