Before this accident his only kryptonite was high gas prices.

Judging by the way he talks and acts he probably has a fashion item on the show.

This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.

What an asshole, let the girls fight would ya you fuc*ing tough guy.

Drunk biker takes a devastating spill on the highway.

Keep on laughing bitch, judging by your voice you're fat as hell and can't even stand on a board.

This chubby chick gets a little too excited about whats in the break room's refrigerator and puts her face through the g...

She really likes to ride some hornes...that horney cow.

Here face will never look the same again.

What an amazing trick, with one shot he turns the gun into a double barreled gun.

When she drops down she makes an awesome death scream, she should trademark it.

Not even three inches of snow can cool the temper of a raving bitch.

Too bad the reporter didn't notice, otherwise he'd have an actual story to report.

Drunk chick gets a right hook from another drunk chick.

Orginality mode: Next time I'll give you something to plant your face on.

That's what you get for wearing a yellow button.

Girl gets a bottle cap in her at about 100mph.

This good Samaritan generously gets the fly off of that poor blind woman's face.

She was probably from Jersey so this may be understandable.

The only thing worse would be if Rosie O'Donnell was the rider on the other bike.

He might as well have gone over there and curb stomped him to finish the job.

This kids reaction and then explanation after getting shot in the head with two paintball guns at point blank range is h...

Guy gets out of his Lada and gets stabbed out of nowhere in the face.

Girls love shoes. This girl even gets to taste a pair.

Probably the worst kiss she ever gave.

Guy gets smacked in the face with a hockey stick extremely hard.

This is aftermath footage of a Female suidide bomber who detonated herself killing 23 in Sri Lanka.

Russian special ops destroy a man with a kick to the head.

This is exactly what you will look like if your steering wheel goes through your face. In case you were wondering.

She must really take her role seriously.