I hope he has a thick skull...

He was this close at staying alive.

I wonder how it was supposed to go.

They rushed to the air in hopes they were the first in the world to find pictures from inside Air France 447. Turned out...

The obvious solution is to take her top off. Then it will be sunny every day.

what's the big deal? ..It's in the water now, just where you want it.

Top speed is ment for the straights not the corners.

Check out the legs on these babies, they can kill you during sex.

Never run with a bitch in your party, she bound to get you injured.

A woman is suing her tattoo artist for inscribing 56 stars on her face while she was sleeping, instead of the three she ...

Drunk stripper baby momma falls of stage.

Awesome how they walk by her like she's a piece of crap.

Having zero idea what's happening is technically both, 'fair,' and, 'balanced'.

Now you know why so many tazers are in circulation.

It should've been the other way around on an entirely different object.

Next time you get drunk and have the urge to jump on the hood of a car... remember it has the ability to run you over!

Man I love how she drops down and they walk passed her like she's a piece of shit.

Stupid drunk chick thought she would strut her stuff .....but it didn't go like she would've liked it to.

I guess she can finally justify that nose job shes been asking for.

This dude attempts a bungee jump over a lake and learns that they used the wrong bungee line the hard way.

Did he expect with a speed like that not to hit the trees.

This homeowner was worried that the tree in his front yard might one day fall over and hit his house.....

wow that was an epic fail without an end, I wonder if she has a StairMaster at home.

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn't the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the ...

Pro chick boxer gets beat up by skill-less kid.

I'm sure once that ego heals he'll be up there trying to be a fool again in no time....

yup he failed alright, big time.

I love these martial arts retards they all think they are Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris.

At least he knows the brakes work.

Twenty bucks says it tasted better then the moonshine he got lit up from earlier.