The time he accidentally left his cruiser's sirens on doesn't seem all that bad anymore. Owned.

And then don't go crying to mommy because everybody wants to rape you.

Well that's one way to cool your smokin' hot ass down.

I guess Allah was in a bad mood that day.

Ease up guys it's just a piece of wood.

A Philadelphia Phillies fan takes a hard tumble after jumping onto a cab while celebrating the NL pennant.

Let's be honest. He was going to end up face down in the street one way or another, tonight.

This is actually the Ultimate Warrior as a teenager.

Drunk fan at soccer game jumps on the field and scores a goal.

New Real Madrid signing Cristiano Ronaldo is chased out of the Bernabeu by crazy Real Madrid fans. I guess they like fag...

The last kid half his age that touched him there sent him to jail. Back off.

Believe it or not, they were drinking that night.

Men and women will be equal when women can take a piss standing up without getting their feet wet.

He deserves to get punched for listening too that shit anyways.

I hate the tour du france what I even hate more are these retarded fans that try to run along.

She should have used the billy club.

When you are at a sporting event you might be too drunk when...

I know hockey fans are a little out there, but this is just wrong...

She's like a fatter female version of John Mayer.

Photographer was so distracted by the hotties that she hits ceiling fan twice.

Wow, a dumb bitch isn't going to drink Pepsi anymore. I'm sure Pepsi is rethinking how to rebuild their empire. Person...

One of the most violent rivalries in the football word meet at a Russian train station.

She must be used to sitting there willingly when balls come flying at her face.

Soccer is serious enough to constitute a sexual harassment charge over there.

If they would just tour with Chris Brown then this wouldn't even be a problem.

Sheiken...not stirred.

It's becoming the new hype, beating up chicks in Hollywood.

Guess it's hard to look gangsta when some guy is fondling your package.

At least he's living up to his fake scripted character.

This never happens when he creates a mosh pit while his friends play guitar hero.