And you guys thought they could only eat donuts and drink coffee.

This moped is pumping out way too much horsepower for this loser!

I'd do them in a heart beat.

I don't care I'd still hit it.

Never assume! you make an ass out of you and...no, just you.

I'd kill her and put her in the overhead baggage. When shit hits the fan she's a hazard.

Coach throws trophy to player but she forgot to catch it.

He doesn't want the be sacreficed.

That's one way to finish your afternoon walk.

Apparently this is their version of a out door dance event.

I gave her a 9.5 for executing a near perfect JACK KNIFE. But deducted 1.5 for for missing the full faceplant on the fal...

Apparently, Liu Kang is the newest player on this Bolivian soccer squad.

Kid collides with a car and is launched over 40 feet in the air killing him as he landed on his head.

This reminds me of the meatballs that roll out onto the floor of a Subway Marinara Meatball sandwich.

Mr Yilmaz is still a bit sleepdrunk when he tries to cross a toll booth lane.

That suspect didn't know what hit him.

Funny how you never see pepper spray come into the equation when there's a chance for "accidental" tit grabs.

That was like watching popcorn. Them lil' dudes sure can fly.

In times of high gas prices people really do flip over those compact Asian made cars.

That's three fewer guys who's dead bodies would have ended up flying out of a public bus or market place.

Look at the guy that tries to swim across the lake, as if he can swim faster then he can run.

.....nope not really!

Bodies spray and go flying as a retarded drunk Russian driver plows through a group of pedestrians.

Your skills and sword are very impressive, but I'm still not going to buy any more Ginsu knives from you.

Your skills and sword are very impressive, but I'm still not going to buy any more Ginsu knives from you.

As Christoper Reeves learned, the flying superman headbutt is a vicious move.

Pilot and flight attends get stoned in the air during a commercial flight.

That dude just flew over the building.

And I thought Turkish people couldn't fly.

This is what happens when rednecks try to text on their shiny new cell phone technology for the first time while drivi...