....and as dead as he can get.

You know what they say, good works in mysterious ways.

Tractor trailer driver terrorizes the highway using his massive ride.

Well it's about time someone punched this dipshit.

Nothing beats humiliating yourself in front of millions!

This is like a forcefull teabag me thinks.

Is it a coincidence that there's a giant dumpster a few feet from these trashy chicks?

Mcdonalds has never been any cheaper.

Not even three inches of snow can cool the temper of a raving bitch.

He jizzed in his pants.......

Now that's a burning itch that won't go away for a long time.

I bet he doesn't get laid again for a while after this nasty violation.

Like the commentator says, they think they're immune, but it seems they are not.

Nothing better than a drunk girl, trying to get laid in a police station after getting arrested.

The only thing worse would be if Rosie O'Donnell was the rider on the other bike.

I know hockey fans are a little out there, but this is just wrong...

If you thought they looked cool wait till you see this.

Like that never happened before. True, but not in a store.

He literally fucks the shit out of them with his bare hands.

You mean coffee and donuts isn't the prerequisite to being a cop?

It's all about equal rights until someone needs plastic surgery.

How many pigs can you fit in one car?

After three rounds of purposeless windmilling it was either this or a double tit exposure that was going to make up fo...

This poor girl, why do I always feel bad for the one getting her ass kicked.

The Rock says... eat your damn peas and shut your mouth.

One can only stand so much mud in the butt crack.

Destroy his car with your car in front of a group of people? What a rational plan of revenge...

I dont know how this kid can jump from a 8 story apartment and walk away.

Hey let's do five years in prison for $500 in clothes, good plan.

It should only take a 3-4 hours to clean the butter, urine and flour off the floor - you sure got her!