Next to itchy skin, herpes and having money stolen - this is the #1 reason to avoid contact with a slutty girl at the he...

Wrong place, wrong time...wrong choice of transportation and a wrong country to be anywhere near a road.

She wanted a fight, and she got it. And probably herpes from rolling around that street so exposed and sweaty.

Like some missionary going into an unchartered land, thinking he could convert the natives, he got a metaphorical arrow ...

If I had to listen to that music all day long I'd have taken this way out too.

Always has to be at least one captain save-a-ho.

Does Dell offer a health plan to their tech support team? They probably should.

Girl in tiny mini Skirt gets yelled at by angry dad.

Well that sure sucks...that Jesus on the cross here didn't get a biscuit with that two piece.

Indian family getting down on beach with bamboo sticks.

I don't know if we should be upset at the cruel nature of humanity, or in complete fucking shock and awe that this was d...

A doughy shoplifting fudge packer...yeah I'm sure his life in the Dominican Republic is just peachy.

Always has to be at least one captain save-a-ho.

Good luck to the man who married her.

The driver was actually a cop, so you'd kinda expect them not to drive drunk.

He started to deserve that beating the second he got so excited over a game of fucking tennis. Well played.

Always has to be at least one captain save-a-ho.

Damn this looked pretty deliberate to me, maybe he has a grudge against bikers.

Anyone stupid enough to walk out in front of a rolling 2000-pound piece of steel deserves to get hit.

Always has to be at least one captain save-a-ho.

Apparently spending 13 hours per day occupying places is hard work.

Don't you hate when you're trying to scratch an itch and someone taps your ass?

This guy sees boobs and crashes his car.

Sucker punched whilst trying to walk away, hope the poor guy's OK.

Can you smell that? Smells like someone just ordered one portion of a scrambled brain.

Where is bumblebee when he needs him?

What the fuck was it? If she got that excited I want to get my girlfriend one.

Just grab him under the arms and drag him to the side of the road, he'll be OK.

I'd love to return the favor to either of these chicks and pound them all night long.

Ow, my Olympic dreams.