If I got ahold of this woman, I'm not sure what I would do. But cutting off her breasts and stuffing them in her vagina ...

Don't know much about construction, but that's not supposed to be here.

After seeing Ferris Bueller's Day Off as a kid, I've pretty much assumed every valet does this with nice cars.

I'm not condoning violence, but when 7-11s are out of Slurpees, I get this pissed off too.

I wonder how much being a lifeless test dummy pays per hour and if they have any open positions available.

I wonder how much being a lifeless test dummy pays per hour and if they have any open positions available.

This Mig pilot forgets a very important lesson of take off. Don't raise the landing gear when you are still on the gro...

Even if you dont smoke cigarettes, Joe Camel will find a way to kill you.

It still counts as one merit badge on his k-mart bandanna though.

Looks like they are at the Jersey Shore also. I guess he was upset that her makeup and tan looked better then his.

That was probably a drunk pipeline in Russia taking out people and cars.

All the angst in the world can't stop someone twice your strength.

The shirtless gang beats up the shirts gang with ease. What a great accomplishment, they just cured cancer with that. ...

Hey, are you OK? Here, pour this beer on your brain it should help with that short term memory loss I just gave you.

He's in the fetal position begging for his mother (no sound, so just pretend), so I think it's safe to stop kicking hi...

Well, it's better than last time he was at the playground. His house is still a red dot on the sexual predator map.

I know this isn't really a fight but I'm sure plenty of you would love to see what goes on in public schools now.

They might be all grown up by now, but these boys still engage in after school playground fights.

He's getting sued for 11 million. Good job Mr domestic abusing police officer.

Would have been more interesting if she'd got her snatch bagged.

A gust of wind causes a kite to lift some dude over 25ft in the air then suddenly slamming him into the dirt below.

He's fine. Just walk it off.

Being 14 years old, and going to school is rough. Her only remedy is the bottle.

Whenever using recreation drugs including and especially alcohol remember these three facts: 1) Water is wet. 2) Fire ...

For Assassin's creed lovers i bet Altaïr would do it much better.

Yes kids parents can be stupid to sometimes.

Well, you can't really be mad at him. Just give him a lollipop and send him on his way.

The lesson here is beat them before they're teenagers.

This guy never knew what hit him.

Never talk shit to this bus driver cause he will bring you down like a superbowl ring owner.