Sometimes I'm ashamed that i'm a human being.

Off course not.....nobody will think you are a loser.

That's the first and only time he's gonna try that one.

What an amazing trick, with one shot he turns the gun into a double barreled gun.

No one has ever been killed by pussy until now.

I call this one fake, rednecks don't have teeth period.

I very wise man once told me never ever point the barrel of a gun at your own face.

It takes a very talented person to let an AK smack you in mouth.

As he's leaving the store, this Brazilian robber realizes the he knows the girl behind the counter so he turns back arou...

Such a lonely death, you can see him dying slowly, no one in the bus helps him.

It's not uncommon for someone to shoot their load prematurely at a strip club, but most guys don't get 30 years in jail ...

I have to say he was quite patient, I would've started shooting when the third person got in.

I don't know how this happened but one thing is for sure they are hostages no more.

The chick behind her boyfriend is so hyped she takes a gun from the counter and pulls the trigger pointing at the back...

They shouldn't be holding guns except in the bedroom.

This is your typical redneck grandma.

Guns don't kill people morons do.

"It hurts. I don't like it". That's ok she can handle my shotgun, it squirts love.

Two more police officers were found gunned down in their squad car in Mexico this week.

Pay close attention to the guy in the white hat.

That's what you get when you're in a BMW and can't outrun a Yugo.

Be on the lookout for Dirty Harry in a sandbox near you.

Her name is London Rosiere, she’s nobody I know, but her tits are a somebody, or at least a something.

If these hitmen are free this week I can think of a few bank CEOs they can visit next.

The two guys causing all the trouble soon found their running legs when this guy made his move.

The hostage was able to escape by whipping his greasy mullet into the gunman’s face. At least, I wish that’s what happ...

I know there's a status quo in there somewhere but sometimes you just need to draw the line.

I'm not a gun expert but isn't leaning backwards weighing not more than 100 pounds gonna drop you to the ground hard? ...

.....by his own hostage. You messed with the wrong ninja man.

I ain't seen a kickback like that since Mayor Quimby took a bribe from cheif Wiggum.