This is old but pretty sure we havent posted it before.

Equal opportunity suddenly loses all it's attractiveness when you're surfing back-first on a sea of baseball fan beer pi...

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from Detroit?... The bucket.

If the amount of blood in your body is equivalent to the amount of scotch it's generally a good idea not to start shit w...

And the winner is.... us! For living anywhere but here.

Like some missionary going into an unchartered land, thinking he could convert the natives, he got a metaphorical arrow ...

Hell!! who needs a Liver and a spleen anyway?

No hand, no fingers, no dignity, nothing else.

Crash landing ensues after this on-flight alarm goes off.

They were pretty up in arms when they found out McDonald's didn't serve Crab and Gruyere Quiche nor Gin & Tonics.

So in a reaction they beat him senseless.

"Mike, where my phone at? Where it at!" - Forget about the phone, start looking for a copy of English Grammar for Dummie...

Hope by the second death, they figured out what was causing it!

You break his spirit, he breaks your face. That's the rule when you cut in line at the local circle jerk.

No source information of the cause or reason this happened. So lets just say velociraptors did it.

Just when I thought there couldn't possibly be another reason for me to stay the fuck away from buses...

Man attending a wedding was told to move outside if he wanted to smoke.

Yo dude your bike just drove off.

This bitch was acting crazy, if you act like a man expect to be treated like one.

While watching that, I was waiting for fatty to be thrown in front of an incoming train.

I've heard of catching the bus but this is ridiculous, that had to hurt judging by the speed.

The poor guy coming in to stop the fight gets taken out instantly too, this guy must have felt like a real bad-ass after...

Why were the doing that karate stuff in the kitchen?

Another Cinco de Slut trying to make a name for herself through the gut reactions of a man.

I've heard of catching the bus but this is ridiculous, that had to hurt judging by the speed.

Now there is a real man, 35 seconds into the video, he clearly goes to town on that chick's chest.

Douchebag fails hard at breaking a piece of wood.

The guy in Toyota hit a child and drove away, the naked guy is the victim's dad and the one with the bat his friend.

He tried to pretend it wasn't his but we're not buying that.

I wonder how many people had extra cream in their coffee that day.