The zookeepers are calling this a travesty. The bears are calling this lunch.

Are you laughing? You're going to hell.

What they failed to report how much cooler playing his Nintendo Wii was that night.

Because you ain't worth shit...

It must have cost a fortune making that car handicap friendly, or he's just as big an asshole as i am.

She's a miracle worker, his left leg is moving at the end.

That's what you get for being a pain in the ass.

Thank god they issued the man in the wheelchair with a ticket for jaywalking. I mean jayrolling.