If the amount of hair you rip out of a girl's head weighs more than the amount of skoal you chew during pregnancy.

Guessing hogging a 6 pack to herself and hanging out with a bunch of guys that play penis pinata wasn't the best thing t...

Skateboarder suffers seizure after falling on his head.

That flight must have been coming in from Crazystan.

Sure, you can buy all the iPads you want now...

And a fine itch that is...

It looks like they didn't believe her at first and tried to revive her with some smelling salts.

He chases her down into the store with his pickup, luckily for her he's a bad aim.

This man is clearly the Jack Bauer of South America.

That's what you get for slurping your noodles. Bitch.

Giving up your life for the ultimate planking photo really is too much.

So he decides to ride on his hood, to get him to stop.

That kid was not going to stop ever!

Nothing unusual...ladies always do this when I hold their hand.

That was just fucking incredible. I may masturbate to this video tonight.

Well it sucks being a bum I guess?!

This looks kinda fake to me. If I were one of those cops I'd get out and shoot the crap out of him.

Blondie has a stereotypical moment after sucking down enough booze to make Lindsay Lohan bow to her.

Looks like the guy in the black shirt was ready to curb stomp him, until the others showed up.

I think Hitler was more understanding than this nut job.

You ain't got nothing on me cops. True, but watch out for that p......

Not even a flinch on her part. She must fuck a lot of black guys.

Putting down a spike strip is not without danger, this cop probably agrees with me.

On paper they look the same, but come on what can beat a Veyron. Too bad the camera man is retarded.

They did get him, but his knees are still working.

This happened in Copenhagen, climate change strikes again!

Equipment quits on David Guetta. Akon probably stole something.

What's the big deal I had sex for free.

My sister has some really sexy friends I'd like to tap.

New Real Madrid signing Cristiano Ronaldo is chased out of the Bernabeu by crazy Real Madrid fans. I guess they like fag...