Dude gets a boner from the lambo, he forgets all about the pole.

Ouch, now take off your shirt, we have to check for injuries...

The time he accidentally left his cruiser's sirens on doesn't seem all that bad anymore. Owned.

You don't see a head on like that everyday, what a moron.

They not only break bones, they also break multiple soccer players skulls.

Well that's gonna leave a mark.

Headscarfs and traffic don't work let alone putting a cellphone in the mix.

Well that's your typical Humpty Dumpty story, eggs can't take gravity.

Well that's gonna leave a mark.

Apparently this dude is attracted to the color yellow, hence the head-on collision.

He got out of the vehicle and told the driver, That will be $4.95.

What a shame she's hot!

The playground summit was supposed to be a meeting of the minds. Eh... close enough.

This would be the most macabre--and awesome--squeak toy you could get for a baby.

The sequel to Mean Girls, Mean Girls 2: Skanks Vs Skeezers.

Everyone runs away from the bleeding bastard like he's some kind of AIDS monster.

With other words the cat is saying, why bother you're still fat.

Who taught her to fight? The Yakuza?!?

That's how you do it, kinda.

she's a gypsy (roma), and in this case it was a justified beating cause she sold heroin to kids.

As if being forced to buy his wife's tampons at the store wasn't degrading enough. This poor guy can't catch a break.

Don't call it a retarded belief it can cost you your head.

You know this would have never happened if she was cutting delicious deli meats and neatly arranging them on pieces of b...

What a complete retard.

All those drugs must have been distorting her vision. How did she expect to beat this rhinoceros?

She wasn't this angry the last time she took a shot in the head while in the middle of a group of guys.

What happens on a boring day with soap, water and bikini girls?

And stab her with a chisel, and yes that is a woman. Probably a lesbian.

Police released this shocking cctv footage and are still looking for the bastard who did this.

Drunk idiot climbs steel traffic sign and gets knocked off with a glass bottle.