This is why portable penises should always be kept under 7 inches or less.

These British Politicians take turns dissing each other.

A man watched in despair as his house collapsed in front of him.

We know that a lot of Asians are good at giving kicks but how are they at receiving them?

This homeowner was worried that the tree in his front yard might one day fall over and hit his house.....

That wasn't a good plan from the get-go.

Errmm... clean up on aisle 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10............

We know that a lot of Asians are good at giving kicks but how are they at receiving them?

That's what you get when nerds fight, there is no controle.

Haven't we learned anything from MySpace? Someone's gonna be on the news.

Attention all soon to be unemployed Chrysler, GM and Ford workers, a position on our warehouse floor just recently bec...

Nothing else can display epic fail better than this.

Reporters are great for intruding on the most personal moments of your life.

It was still a more accurate free throw then Shaq has ever thrown.

In his defence she is hot... and has a lovely chest.

Cow stunned, hung upside down and beheaded. This is brutal, enjoy you hamburger.

Very graphic video. Can anyone tell me what they use camels for? Their skin? Im not sure.

Who cares anyways sex is sex!

Always nice to say Amy on good behaviour.

That has to be the worst day ever....wait no...the day everyone watched the tape would probably be the worst lol!

Is anyone really surprised that this didn't go as planned?

Better get all the pics you can now. That nasty ugly skank's gonna OD one of these days, and I'll bet it's sooner than...

When in doubt, pull back and shoot the place up with .50-caliber rounds.

These babes are seriously hot and off the charts.

Bye garden, bye house.

That soldier should be made town slave for a year or two.

Nice safe intersection for a school as properly demonstrated here.

You chose to rob the only house in the fucking world that leaves a webcam running all day.

A man jumped from the sixteenth floor, got up and took off!

What started as a house party quickly becomes an all out brawl a.k.a. houseparty.