And there goes his dinner.

I didn't realize it was bring your daughter to skanksville day. That always sneaks up on me every year.

Hey! I've got an idea, lets stand real close so we can see better!

Darwin - 2,323,256, Idiots - 0.

This is like a forcefull teabag me thinks.

Is the lamborghini ok? they'll be able to fix it? ahh thank god. camara man? whats that?

Another rally driver doesn't quite judge his cornering and slams into a whole bunch of fans.

I guess it's true what they say about two wrongs.

He literally fucks the shit out of them with his bare hands.

Don't forget to look both ways!

After taking a bite and even having a wild animal reject her she realized lesbianism was the only option left.

There are quite a few ways to commit suicide, jumping into a polar bear pit has to be one of the worst.

Ironically this was the biggest hit of her career.

Ironically this was the biggest hit of her career.

One can only stand so much mud in the butt crack.

The trick is to detonate the bomb when it's not in your hands, the result would then be that you remain alive.

Sometimes the effects of windmilling can be disastrous.

She was probably on her way to get a new bottle of whiskey.

Hey look! A Lambo-oooo shit!

If you're dumb enough to hit your brakes that hard on ice, you probably deserve to be arrested.

This is like a forcefull teabag me thinks.

It might be the most effective way to fall asleep instantly though.

I hate when cars, and plants, and shit get in my way before I run through the front of a store.

Those rubber garage doors are all the rage these days, hell of a lot easier just driving through them than waiting for...

Normally this only happens when The View is on.

I couldn't even describe this if I tried.

The Ted Kennedy driving school is only allowed to operate between 330am and 415am when no one else is on the road.

Brutal crash kills some people simply trying to have a good time.

I guess those $400 over sized tin spoilers do nothing for that incredible down force being produced by his 1.5 liter e...

I'd jump off the damn boat if I saw that thing coming.