Winners never quit, quitters never win.

The problem with most hot skinny chicks is they never eat so they are always really cranky and have really short fuses.

Funny how you never see pepper spray come into the equation when there's a chance for "accidental" tit grabs.

And even then, I'd still do her.

CCTV in the classroom shows shocking drama unfold as an A student is caught cheating and decides to end her life out the...

Here’s some MTV Real World shit that’s not so real world.

And that was the last time he demanded a happy ending massage from his sister.

Who knew the USSR stood for Ugly Street Sluts Republic?

In Brazil, a hitman is still affordable. That's because they ride a bike and not a sportscar.

Girl shows da dudes she ain't scared to jump, too bad she hit a tree.

Who knew the USSR stood for Ugly Street Sluts Republic?

Kid on bike swings bat, pulls gun and shoots two bikers dead.

Well then we just do it outside, no problem bro.

The obvious solution is to take her top off. Then it will be sunny every day.

Try to imagine the endless possibilities when you're pounding a chick as flexible as this one.

Jumping from boat to boat, never a good idea when you are drunk.

My road rage is always worse when I'm hammered too.

Who the fock was that chick? You can't blame it on TO, she fucked up every obstacle.

Drunk Japanese girl caught with her pants down.

If she can get this passionate about making sandwiches and moping floors then she'll do just fine later in life.

Mr. Ed can be a real prick sometimes.

Its quite sad to see that the moth actually wins.

Politicking ain't easy. You have to keep your polling hand strong to make sure bureaucrats stay in czech.

Nothing better than telling some drunk slut to take her panties off in public ....and she gives you easy access.

Not what functionality Dodge intended when they named their pickup truck the Ram.

I bet she would look great being held like a bowling ball...two in the ass and a thumb in the twat.

Why ask about choke holds when you can get a real demo.

What kind of human scum does this? I hope the cops in Texas find this bastard because we all know that Texas loves them ...

These spanish tv girls can do their make up and kick the shit out of each other all at once.

And then drives off into the sunset.