If you think those bruises on her arm are alarming, you should see the swelling on the inside of her uterus.

Started out with some promise but a few kicks to the head ruined her attitude real quick.

Not even three inches of snow can cool the temper of a raving bitch.

Nothing compliments a fine piece of steak like a fine piece of ass. I don't know what their problem is.

I am amazed that girls can walk in shoes like that, but kicking someone like a soccer ball in them is just astonishing...

Just in case he was lonely, a friend got sent along with him too.

In poland the bum problem gets rid of it self.

Kim Kardashian dances like she fucks and that’s why she was kicked off of Dancing With the Stars last night.

That guy's just mad because he recently lost his job at Lehman Brothers.

She was actually doing pretty good too, until the part where she was digesting a shoe.

This chick takes a kick right to the tits.

When out of basketballs, bounce random white people.

He starts crying at the end. That's what you get for calling someone a chilli dog nerd.

His swallowing and digesting attempt didn't work as well as it usually does.

I see the cops brought some ass-kicking with them to work that day.

That first sucker punch is brutal! It's not sad though because one of her enemies is even hotter.

That's the new KFC commercial. "Chicken With a Kick"!

Why in gods name do you let someone do that to you.

Which one is the drug dealer they both look like scumbags.

I don't know why he did that but it was very entertaining.

Is this a special olympics cage fight?

What the hell is this supposed to be? This semi erotic shit freaks me out.

A drunk is not likely to screw with Willie Nelsons daughter again.

That fat kid has zero coordination.

Kid ends up with two broken ribs and some internal bleedings.

I have this crazy thought inside my head that says fake, he's just wearing a cup...

This guy was just annoying everyone, so finally some guy with some balls stepped up and shut him up.

Don't you love it how quickly his attitude changed? And apparently getting zapped will improve your grammar and enunci...

That kid got knocked to fuck out by a lucky move.

Man wearing an Osama Bin Laden costume gets his ass kicked by a girl.