The guy with the umbrella saved the girl from being hit, at least someone was paying attention to the road.

Why? Probably because it's easier than leading the horse into safety!

What a sissy baiting an shooting. I hope he breaks his neck.

For guys that only need elongated footwear and gravity, they sure do have a terrible fun/mortality ratio.

Wheel flies off & kills spectators. Final Destination comes to Saudi Arabia.

So...he at least gets twice the money, right?

Later that night, poor K-9 unit Ping Pong was served up for dinner, along side some very tasty Kung Pao chicken and Wont...

What a douchebag of a boss thank god the bulldog survived.

Watch closely, the guard in the white points the gun to his neck and BAM!!

Brazilian Justice System: 5 shots no appeals.

The suicide bomber just saved them all a lot of time by taking them all out quickly.

...just for fun. I'd like to kill that dude just for fun.

One minute you're here, the next you're gone, live life to the full people.

Well at least they have 15 years to prepare for this accident.

RIP sand Santa.

What did he think was going to happen, that he'd put her on his handlebars and whisk her away.

Bitch deserves to be gangraped hard.

Bet you thought you'd see a Regis Philbin sex tape before someone stupid enough to attempt drifting a pickup truck witho...

Perfecting the art of getting run over and still landing on your feet must have taken some practice.

Mostly ugly emo chicks though...

Maybe that boat should've gone on a diet before coming in to dock...

You can see the poor guy bleed out moments after impact.

Trust me, there are guys somewhere wanking to this.

The fire was caused by an inmate who lit a mattress in a dormitory.

I motion to ban all forms of mobile living. It's the root of situations like this and why Britney Spears is popular.

I'd hit it...with a nine iron.

The amount of replays this station added makes me think they really want us to know he's dead. Well, it worked.

Survival of the fittest. I'm always looking for those idiots when I'm driving.

Last time I checked driving on a water surface is a bad idea.

Guess the 4th comeback tour is going to continue as scheduled. Fuck.