She's got a knife in her gut. "Yeah, we're fine." Also, the tackle is pretty sweet.

You may have won the knife fight, but you're still in prison, and you're still in Uruguay, so you're still a loser.

Knife wielding maniac takes alot and I really mean alot of bullets before he goes down.

I don't know who's dumber the guy throwing the knife for thinking he was so good, or the dumbass who decided to put his ...

With that much E in you I bet everything seems like a good idea.

Fair hikes would make me want to do the same thing.

I just love how they blur out the thieves face, god forbid if anyone were to recognise him!!

Take that box! You deserve it! My wolverine claw will eat you as lifeless as you are box.

Guy gets out of his Lada and gets stabbed out of nowhere in the face.

At first I thought he was chopping the kid's leg off. Guess he just whipped him with the flat side of the machete?

Stabbing yourself on purpose should be an automatic way out of getting into a fight but his opponent doesn't believe in ...

You just gotta watch out for those people hiding katanas sometimes.

Some weapons are built for one purpose only, why do you think the Grim Reaper uses this one.

Anyways how do you plan on getting that damn knife out of your head?

Stabbed in the face, if this guy makes the wrong move hes as good as dead.

This guy amazingly is still conscious with a large knife sticking out of his skull.

Caught on CCTV two knife wielding thugs barge in and help themselves to the cash.

Now there really is no fall back to pleasuring himself when the ladies reject him and his amazing magician skills.

Wait till you see his face you are going to be in for a surprise.

She just couldn't handle the fact that her opponent was better looking.

Sometimes the only thing a knife wielding psycho covered in his family's blood understands is a bullet.

This crazy bitch starts going all psycho with a knife.

Every time I eat at Denny's I get the urge to do the same thing so I relate to him.

She just may go down in history as the only person behind a computer screen that actually backed it up. Suck on that E...

Buy that man a beer! Who needs a taser.

I heard they later made up on MySpace.

It probally got infected after that and his torso fell off!

I did the same thing with a ham sandwich when I was that age.

One less moron to waste vital resources on for a while.

That is one sharp knife you might say.