Way better than the orginal.

As fate would have it, starting shit with a guy that calls 150 proof "breakfast" turned out to be a horrible idea.

I give him a 7 out of 10 on that dismount...

Her stepfather doesn't like her dancing in front of the webcam.

As flames engulf her body she meditates and slowly burns to death.

If they were as good in callcenters as in lighting cakes this would've never happened.

Stage light drops down on dude, these chicks are amazing actors they made it part of the show.

Someone up there really wanted him dead.

LOL WTF he had his pants around his ankles jerking off smoking crack when it happened.

There's two ways to show a perpetrator you mean business. Throw a handful of shit at him, or this.

There is nothing on this earth that would make me want to set myself on fire.

This is why you shouldn't cut corners when working out!

Colonel Mustard in the weather room with the light fixture.

I don't really get the whole Twilight thing, but this guy is pretty funny interviewing some of these die hard fans.

Jealous girlfriends can be dangerous. This chick takes the crown, she lights up her boyfriend like a christmas tree.

I don't know why but they always make me horny.

On slippery road, a truck driver loses control of his vehicle. He crashes into another truck and completely destroys som...

I guess the force was just a little too strong in this one. The Dark Side can never catch a break.

Horny flight attended is the biggest whore of airfrance.

Dancing teen chick hit on the head by a lightbulb.

I'm not surprised they are probably the most retarded drunk girls I've ever seen.

This guy decides to go dancing in the rain when suddenly a bolt of lightning nearly ruined his day.

Undressing and harassing half naked girls ok, but then she shouldn't throw her beer at these nice young gentlemen.

What do you do if you run out of gas mid-flight? You just die!

Never drive through red, you might have an accident.

It still hurt less then all the inbreeding his parents had to do to get him there.

Yes people even a Lamborghini can be fucked up by a tasteless Asian near you!

I have to be honest these ho's look pretty damn good. I'd tap 'em.

I would love to be the officer in charge of sending out the ticket for this pair.

Bust some phat beats while they take their seats!