Two chicks, cream, one dude. Oh my.

He probably should have promised her a pearl necklace first.

She might as well work at a carnival with that freaky mentality of hers.

Man these two semi-fags are lucky.

I know a spot she can pour it on.

She just ate a big turd, and now she's in the licking game.

Is there actually penetration, or is he a dry humping amateur.

It's pointless to say, but who doesn't?

If you though driving in Russia was bad, well you haven't met the slovenians.

These chicks are so empowering now they even bring domestic abuse into their lesbian lives.

If you don't comply you get beaten with a shovel, hooked on every side of your face and kneed to pulp.

Office sluts gives her boss the greatest Christmas gift of all.

This bitch screams the entire neigborhood together.

For some girls it just can't get big enough.

Dammit, he didn't even swallow. That's weak.

Golfing sluts need some guys to help them with that hole in one.

Judging by some of these so called accidents I'd say they enjoy running people down.

She's got it on her mind so much, the news of the world revolves around it.

I bet she is the master of fap fap fap.

Especially when god gave them pieces of meat like that?

Blonde bimbo blows boob when she falls on the ice.

And fucks the shit out of it.

He finally got her to go down on him.

Another one who just couldnt get past some girl that probably never even cared about him. Come on now, life goes on.

Love hurts, someone is not happy here, maybe caught cheating?

What the fuck is that! At least put a condom over the damn thing.

Recent suicide claims the life of a teenager who just didnt understand that theres plenty of fish in the sea.

It seems the only way in this club is by sucker punching all the bouncers at once.

....I hate this school.

It's been like 15 years but someone finally showed Powder what weird is really about.