In Russia, this is a sign of true BFFs.

They have so much money in Dubai, but they can't afford a good ladder.

Fountains are always good for property value.

What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas.

Just because she's the most spoiled bitch on campus doesn't mean some good cock therapy won't still put her in her place...

Just one of those pussies probably would have been too much for him to handle.

A peace day celebration in Afghanistan suffers a dove malfunction. This is definitely not a good sign.

The ones that actually shave and maintain those sex holes really are impressive.

Well, it was bound to happen eventually. At least she did it with a full head of hair and that banging body back in orde...

He can now swim in his interior and drive at the same time.

Rachel Sexton is back, and this time with bread.

If that isn't staged I'll eat my shoe.

Some of lifes lessons are best learned later in life. Like taking a dump in some jerks shoe who made you cry.

And she does it like this.......

She almost died though due to flying chair to your head injury.

Looks like she needs a large dosage of penis, STAT.

You mean coffee and donuts isn't the prerequisite to being a cop?

Pussy with retractable baby. Where do I get one.

Pussy with retractable baby. Where do I get one.

And here I thought there was no way to look bad inside an AMG Mercedes.

If you're dumb enough to hit your brakes that hard on ice, you probably deserve to be arrested.

Some kids posted a video on youtube of two chicks fighting at school int he gym showers and parents were NOT happy.

Black G String caught my eye and then I noticed that she was also a pyscho and beating this girl like a stepchild.

Peta activists in 3.2.1... Nice shooting kid.

That's what you get for being a stupid ass on vacation.

I'm pretty sure just about everyone gets caught having sex by their parents at some point in life.

Just when you thought being the poster boy for metrosexuality was bad enough.

It may be a shock to see a fight without someone getting jumped and a 230 lb Latin girl behind a camera screaming, but...

This kid knows how to fight, his opponent doesnt get a shot in.

Float like a butterfly and sting like an extra spicy colon busting gordita.