Before this accident his only kryptonite was high gas prices.

In Brazil, a hitman is still affordable. That's because they ride a bike and not a sportscar.

And I bet you thought the only way you got robbed at the gas station was by the prices.

Check out the customer simply enjoying the view of a multiple stabbing on innocent females. What a guy.

That's why you wait until AFTER you got to the hospital to tell them you don't have insurance.

It's comforting to see that being an asshole cop transcends race and nationality.

Mr. Ed can be a real prick sometimes.

This will definitely make you think thoughts you never knew you were capable of... seriously.

Is the lamborghini ok? they'll be able to fix it? ahh thank god. camara man? whats that?

It could have been a lot worse. For example if she had been Asian she would have taken out a building or two as well.

This guy chooses his target carefully and calmly pushes her onto the subway tracks and then just stands around.

Now you know why so many tazers are in circulation.

Men and women will be equal when women can take a piss standing up without getting their feet wet.

He will do literally anything for a good shot.

Don't ever try and tame a bear with a bat cause he will kick the shit out of you.

Ahh another day in russia, poor woman forgot to put her clothes on before leaving for her weekly groceries.

It is New Jersey but even their residents don't deserve this kind of treatment.

They finally got in and realized it was a gay bar.

Too bad the reporter didn't notice, otherwise he'd have an actual story to report.

Then leaves the stage to solve a 300 year quantum physics equation shaming an Indian child.

This is one way to make a withdrawl right?

Yes, this dude has 21 kids and isn't even 30 years old yet!

If that was my girlfriend, the accident would have been fatal.

Well it's rude to ask it's age like that. She'd have done the same thing to the cat.

Guy is tired of life so he grabs the power lines does some disco and goes out with a bang.

The evidence that he's dead is solid as a rock.

These chicks are so empowering now they even bring domestic abuse into their lesbian lives.

So what better than checking up on the zoom en color quality, thank god this sexist mistake happened on live tv.

It would've been a very expensive death.

That's an aggressive way to get a rectal exam...