Welcome to the wonderful world of two wheeled vehicles. Pick up your new spleen on the way out.

Watching my buddy.

Wow was that his leg he lost there?

The bike was so slow that the blonde dude had plenty of time to move away...

Every year, more than 75 lives are claimed by driver error. The rest are done in by karma, and Chinese luck.

Impressive acceleration, and deceleration.

Playing stickball with a delivery boy's face is one thing in Asia...

Seems like a smashing good time.....

Stop in the name of the LOL! You're under arrest!

Everyone rushed to help her, but they found him a bit less interesting lol.

Crash filmed from first person.

He was just too cool for the bike.

Luckily he was wearing a high visibility jacket so we could see him very clearly crash.

French dude fails his motorcycle license exam by donig a wheelie.

Good lesson there. Don't react to what's happening. Anticipate it instead.

Two wheels still aren't better than four. But one brain is tons better than none.

Poor puppy, I cringe at it's painful sounds.

I was going to look up a translation of what he says before his failed wheelie, but then I realized that d-bag's really ...

China has so many people that they have begun using human speed bumps.

Motorcycles are extremely badass when they're not exploding or crashing.

Looks like he needs a cup to go along with that helmet.

The man flies meters through the air, landing on the hard stone pavement without his helmet.

It's not his fault really. Those walls come out of nowhere sometimes.

The quality isnt so good but this was sent from the original recorder, this girl died on scene as you can see her blee...

It's also the reason they shouldn't have friends, but that's relative to how high their heads can bounce off cement. ...

Look at me...I'm a dickhead!

Can you tell that this is John's first time on a motorcycle?

These three's nowadays they keep coming out of nowhere. It must have something to do global warming.

Poor guy, worked his fingers to the bone to save up for a motorcycle and then goes and smashes it up on the first day....

I think the biker and his bike wheel make a great hood ornament.