This guy falls through a roof and gets his nuts crushed by a flying brick.

Admittedly, this would've been better if he burned alive in front of his horrified friends.

Ladies, ladies... there's plenty of untouched penises to rub your sloppy vaginas over tonight.

London Mayor Boris Johnson was out for a bike ride when a truck overtook his group.

Actually that was Teddy Kennedy behind the wheel. He got confused and thought there was a pond on the side of the road...

People who hunt lions for fun deserve one thing, it's just a shame this lion was a split second too late.

I'm staying away from gas pumps. A lot of bad shit seems to happen at them. And the real shitter of it is he had to pa...

On the bright side he did not have to deliver that book report The Great Gatsby.

If you re-watch old 911 WTC 7 videos you can clearly see a tiny forklift striking the the southeast corner just befo...

In Soviet Russia weakling bullies you.

I'd like to think his life flashed before his eyes but I don't think he had enough time.

Everything is going to smell like concrete now. If he can smell that is.

If money can make two girls like this nearly commit murder, then money really does talk....

Street fighting has never been so precise before. He should play for a soccer team with skills like that.

It was kind of like the reaction she got when she spotted the big mac on the dollar menu but a lot less stampeding.

He's lucky to be alive, I bet society thinks otherwise.

But he falls down anyways...1 point for the suicide guy 0 points for the rescue team.

Too bad he didn't have headphones on then we could have seen what happens when a tree lands on a brit.

The strange man screaming like a little girl while being chased by a huge truck nearly got hit. Oh no.

Must have left a stain in his undies....

You need a raise son, your comeback was stellar!

If mister panic here didn't run, he would have gotten the same result, being alive.

I think he needs another pair of pants. Yes, very lucky indeed!

Drunk guy almost gets hit by train. This really was damn close!

Suddenly a kangaroo jumps onto the track and almost gets hit by the racingcars.