No need to catch & release, this one's a keeper.

And this is why a man's only weapon should be his fists and penis.

Wow, now we have more Toyota jokes than Woman driver jokes?

I think we just found the dad of the millenium.

This guy falls through a roof and gets his nuts crushed by a flying brick.

Admittedly, this would've been better if he burned alive in front of his horrified friends.

Ladies, ladies... there's plenty of untouched penises to rub your sloppy vaginas over tonight.

People who hunt lions for fun deserve one thing, it's just a shame this lion was a split second too late.

I'm staying away from gas pumps. A lot of bad shit seems to happen at them. And the real shitter of it is he had to pa...

I'd like to think his life flashed before his eyes but I don't think he had enough time.

Everything is going to smell like concrete now. If he can smell that is.

If money can make two girls like this nearly commit murder, then money really does talk....

Street fighting has never been so precise before. He should play for a soccer team with skills like that.

It was kind of like the reaction she got when she spotted the big mac on the dollar menu but a lot less stampeding.

He's lucky to be alive, I bet society thinks otherwise.

Suddenly a kangaroo jumps onto the track and almost gets hit by the racingcars.