Damn all this over the latest Asian vacuum cleaner, I know it sucks your cock and doubles up as a child but o'rly.

This had nothing to do with being a gymnast.

Well one thing is for sure, he's a gonner.

Wielding a knife and attempting to kill someone not grounds to open fire?

Wearing a wife beater doesn't give you kick-ass powers.

Great way to kill your kids.

I know this woman she ran over my dog and I taped it.

Wait - using the same chainsaw on your car that you use to cut your kid's hair with? That's just unsanitary.

Femoral neck fracture. Physically disabled: 12-16 months. Psychologically harm: 20-24 years.

10 million dollar shove paralyzes wrong man for life. Oops wrong suspect sorry.

Descent looking chicks beat each other bloody.

What did she expect walking around like that, it's Rednick M.O.

I motion to ban all forms of mobile living. It's the root of situations like this and why Britney Spears is popular.

Well that's the end of his career right there.

High performance machine, low performance driver.

Maybe stabbing a 2000 lb animal just isn't your thing bro. There's always blindfolded circle jerks with your friends.

Poor man's backflip.

Remind me to never try this sport. Ever.

I've done some stupid stuff in my life, but I never dived into shallow water. This is why!

Southerns really don't like the law. You can hear the officer scream for his life.

I don't know what this stunt was about, but the outcome is pretty funny.

Columbian girl almost breaks her neck in gymnastic blunder.

Even without the creepy uncle in the house the basement is still a dangerous place to be sometimes.

Necks and upside down quads, always a bad combo.

Jack in the box would be jealous.

Things can get ugly when one redneck tries to request 'Sweet Home Alabama' and the other one wants to hear 'Freebird.'

Apparently there are 5 rednecks in this video but their ninja skills are off the charts, undetectable.

Probably a special cash for clunkers program. It didn't work the motor is still running.

Not nearly enough rotation and this guy comes down perfectly on his head.

That they can't drive besides drifting and some two wheel driving is once again confirmed.