Hi, pump 3 please, a mars bar, pack of gums and a near death experience please.

Never drive through red, you might have an accident.

Wife beaters aren't just good for mouthy wives anymore, they also work very well on loud mouthed tough guys.

Are you laughing? You're going to hell.

Suggestion: walk around it next time girls.

And even then, I'd still do her.

I have to say the first bit was quite surprising.

He's using alot of it, hilarious.

Moron drops his brand new phone in the water.

I doubt he will be walking away from that one.

I guess, only in Russia?

After being ejected earlier in the evening these guys tool up with steel pipes and smash the place to pieces.

The monkey probably had some problems with the way he runs his country.

This wanna be starlet stuts her stuff, stopping traffic.

Well then we just do it outside, no problem bro.

Good for them, they saved themselves about 2 minutes!

The obvious solution is to take her top off. Then it will be sunny every day.

The asses on these girls are amazing.

Politicking ain't easy. You have to keep your polling hand strong to make sure bureaucrats stay in czech.

I don't know, but isn't a delayed action shutter the safer way to go?

What a slut, she needs something inside off her right now.

Judging by their clothes it's probably a normal thing in the gay scene.

It's no surprise when, after several noisy runs in the slick-tyred, non-taxed or registered- Zonda R, the Police turned ...

If you ride a scooter in an Asian country you pretty much have a death wish.

This will definitely make you think thoughts you never knew you were capable of... seriously.

Next time wait a litte longer before checking up on the rocket.

Now even I find golf exciting.

Girls humiliate, cut off all her hair and beat on an emo girl.

This guy celebrates I bit too soon, like a lap or so.

Drunk and crazy girl atop a limo moons all of Los Angeles after Lakers win on sunday night.