No ring girls were harmed during this post fight interview.

If you think those bruises on her arm are alarming, you should see the swelling on the inside of her uterus.

Pops up and says "I meant to do that!".

Just in case Dr. Phil's methods don't work, here's how you get your girlfriend to shut the fuck up.

Damn that wife of his is smoking hot.

Next up, he will be singing the Thtar Thpangled Banner.

In Western Europe, if there is so much as a leaf on a track the train comes to a standstill. But not in Eastern Europe.

She hits pretty solid for a chick, her date fucked up bigtime.

Worst burnout ever and his engine agrees with me.

It's difficult to keep these babies in.

Never ever let this bitch near your xbox!

Damn son, that had to hurt.

What a complete idiot.

Girls keep rejecting you even though you've tanned and perfected your fist pump?

Ruski kid gets a severe beating, but no worries it's part of their culture.

The Brazilian superman always saves the day in record time... because every single person lives on the same street.

All the drugs and kids have had their effect on this girl!

With enough alcohol in your body, a bitch slap is all it takes.

This fight definitely does not end in a Thai.

Corky from "Life Goes On" and his band Forever Friends.

About the handbrake, look on wiki next time.

Either the world is in imminent danger of ending or a blizzard is dumping a ton of snow on the east coast.

This chick makes her friend pass out but then lets her fall over into a dresser.

And this is why I've been petitioning to keep women caged for years.

It was just like losing her virginity all over again except a lot less blood....

This bitch is jacked and I’m sure it’s a nice change of pace from the other skinny bitches.

The building management really needs to fix the elevator.

"Either disco dies, or you do."

This still doesn't make up for having to watch Emmitt Smith go from football legend to dancing queen, but it's a nice st...

Normally they fail during the lift this one does it afterwards.