Hi, pump 3 please, a mars bar, pack of gums and a near death experience please.

His parents gave him an old s-10 pick up, that's just not done. (BTW, this is the WoW account kid).

While trying to reach the ticket machine with his arm he puts the pedal to the metal.

It was just one comment too much about her horse hair weave.

People are like "I dont know what happened but I know if we all crowd around them it will make it better."

This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.

The excitement after jumping out of a plane gets the better of this dude and he faints taking out his instructor.

Enraged woman in the back seat of a cruiser bust the rear window in a insane escape attempt.

That's why you wait until AFTER you got to the hospital to tell them you don't have insurance.

He may be shopping at Joe Rogan Inc. but it still doesn't give you the right to run your mouth on the internet.

Since when does mall security actually know how to fight?

If anyone has ever stuck a finger into their girlfriends butt hole unannounced then this won't be a new look to you.

Someone please behead this douchebag so I don't have to listen to his girly crying screams!

Ahh another day in russia, poor woman forgot to put her clothes on before leaving for her weekly groceries.

Where is the obligatory "If you had Quattro..." pic?

You are about to witness a very effective way to curb someone's anger.

He jizzed in his pants.......

Guy takes three vicious face slaps and snors it out between the doors, and then tries to walk it off.

He deserves to get punched for listening too that shit anyways.

She was hot already but this is unfair for women all over the world, no contest.

Construction worker gets hit by a bulldozer.

Wild girl smashes chick head into brick wall.

Pouring the glass filled with Vodka to help put out the flames probably wasn't a great idea either.

Now he has to rethink his entire wife beater wardrobe.

So how much do you lift babe.

Guy gets knocked out while driving his car, his knocked out ass drives into another car.

For once the guy completely covered in silver spray paint wasn't the biggest dumbass on the block.

It was just like losing her virginity all over again except a lot less blood.

Well it's safe to say that new crash barrier does not work.

I can only imagine how much money this guy made in 3 seconds.