I'm all for abusing women as long as it's with a stick thinner in diameter than your thumb, but this is just uncalled fo...

This dude made my day.

He stood tall like he was Jackie Chan, and then got bitchslapped to the ground like he was Gary Coleman.

Windmills continue to make a great fucking case for an alternate energy source.

Dancing teen chick hit on the head by a lightbulb.

I'm not surprised they are probably the most retarded drunk girls I've ever seen.

The pedestrian did everything right. He asked his parents' permission, put on clean underwear, and looked both ways befo...

She must have really pissed off her boyfriend.

I was going to look up a translation of what he says before his failed wheelie, but then I realized that d-bag's really ...

A Philadelphia Phillies fan takes a hard tumble after jumping onto a cab while celebrating the NL pennant.

Some classy fans involved in this one, with plenty of beer-throwing and shoving.

It took sleeping with three different judges at the same time, some of them being girls, but it was worth it.

Looks like he raided his sister's underwear drawer.

Way to look cool in front of your friends!

That's an aggressive way to get a rectal exam...

You mean coffee and donuts isn't the prerequisite to being a cop?

This moron goes around cuffing people to him for a couple of hours until the fault with the key opens. This celebrity ...

He got scared! For fuck sake you are wearing a helmet!

If you could do this in football then we would have triple digit scores every game.

Well her long life dream of being a circus artist is down the drain.

That serves her right lying around there like that.

I for one can't wait for the chef take over. They really should be the ones maintaining peace in our cities.

A sexy dance is hot until you hit your head on the closest and than drop on your ass.

The things I would do to this girl when finding her like that......

Ever since her classmates found our she was a carpet muncher they have been messing with her relentlessly.

After getting your ass kicked by a school girl I think it's time to look for a different line of work.

Doesn't her know that wearing a popped collar under a sweater makes you unstoppable? How foolish.

Ironically the next time this guy celebrated anything was when he woke up in a hospital Christmas morning 6 months lat...

I dont think she was thinking this was the attention shoe would get when she put this skirt on that day, what do you t...

The bull knocks her down and then gets to work... Hilarious!