Don't worry about the giant bruise on your back. I'm sure you'll make it match one of the three popped collar t-shirts.

A Russian Idol contestant moves onto the next round, and jumps right off the stage when going for her ticket.

Now there really is no fall back to pleasuring himself when the ladies reject him and his amazing magician skills.

Good luck eating, drinking and kissing with that thing retard.

Next time I think he should attach a car to each testicle to ensure this moron cant ever reproduce.

Apparently a bleeding ass and minor concussion is worth holding onto a tampon and 10 credit cards full of maxed out de...

And finally off to the crematorium he goes.