I prefer for people to just punch me in the nuts.

Apparently, Liu Kang is the newest player on this Bolivian soccer squad.

Soccer is a sport that forces you to be quick on your feet, but completely defenseless above the waist.

With friends like that who need enemies.

That could have been a hell of a lot worse, or maybe not.

Stuff like this only happens in retarded countries like brasil.

This guy had to start a fight with the team who had Bruce Lee in the line-up.

Enjoy your stay in prison Joey. It's almost as fun as being a well payed celebrity football player.

Not only do they all have level 70 characters on every server, but they are pro at maintaining a clean slate of never ...

That is one tough kid, he just walked it off. Too bad nobody beat down the tuba player.

Like I've always said tennis is a dangerous sport.

Shannon Shorr learns the hard way that even when you're drunk jumping off 12 foot ledges can still hurt.

That's a huge punch and alot of blood.

This is one annoying conversation, you sure you wanna try?

First he break his ankle in a very nasty way, and if that wasn\'t enough his opponent lands dick first on his face.

Guy from the audience tries to touch one of the bandmembers\' guitar, that\'s the last thing he\'ll ever do.

John Henderson will eat your children!

What will happen if you put a piece of ham into the cd-player. Those asian people keep surprising me with their weir...

Riot police with rubberbullet guns versus one guy with a tennisracket!

The player in red never attempted to go for the ball, he used all his weight to hit the other guys knee!