Well, at least the culinary skills he learned working in the kitchen aren't going to complete waste.

Saudi's don't bother with amnesty for people messing around their borders.

These are measures to prevent future riots. Uhuh.

Wow, thank you so much for saving my life. NOW GET BACK IN YOUR CELL MAGGOT!

HAHA what the fuck! Just listen to this guy. He lured in his enemy with a blowjob and then shanked him. Fucking new age ...

You may have won the knife fight, but you're still in prison, and you're still in Uruguay, so you're still a loser.

Every prison had there own special way to say hi.

Let's walk away from a loaded gun on the floor where 20 prisoners are within 5 feet of it. dumbass.

What do you get when you put thirty two meth-heads in a room? A complete set of teeth.

Can we please send Bernie Madoff and all the other Wall Street scumbags to a Minnesota jail?

Beat that prison break....

That high pitched voice is more then enough to make me back down, the internal bleeding just makes it a little bit w...

These Lebanese prisoners are beaten to orange jus pulp.

Welcome to Saudi culture, the homeground of Islam. The same Islam liberals claim as peaceful. Not a chance.

The people who run this prison are having way too much fun with the inmates.

Whatever you say or think, that was easy I would've tried it as well.

Why have I never been that lucky in school.

Bare feet + Warm ground, can't blame them if they just want to keep moving.

Well, at least Venezuela can still claim Johan Santana. That sorta offsets this machete massacre.

I wonder if the black dude though he caught him with a punch just after he went down.

I'm glad i wasn't born there.

*warning graphic* Whatever criminal activity you are in never ever be a rapist, it doesn't work in or out of prison.

One part of me laughed. Another part of me cried. And a third part of me squeezed my ass really, really tight.

Don't they think they ought to turn off that camera?

OK, let's admit it... the girl was kinda scary!

Shake that monkey ..where\'s a damn taser when u need one?

Just like my days at summer camp.

As long as you can carve a shank out of your toothbrush, prison doesn\'t seem all that bad.

The biggest burn-outs seem to figure out the smartest ways.

Answer: Stingbomb grenade. Question: how do you turn two out of control prisoners into total pussies?