Nobody said learning the Pythagorean Theorem was easy. But it sure does make you want to choke a bitch.

Not only does he punch the poor dog in the face leaving it whimpering, he then spits in the female owners face.

There's one major difference between the American police force, and theirs.

Clearly the problem is all these damn hippy protesters don't have a permit to walk in the streets unpunched. What did th...

Thats gonna need some attention.

Then gets jumped by white girls in bikinis at the beach.

Another Cinco de Slut trying to make a name for herself through the gut reactions of a man.

Would really like to know what these dudes were yelling at that cyclist.

Last time she'll ever do that, welcome to the 27 club.

Damn, he nearly took the poor girls head off with that hit.

Some people say he was trained by Steven Seagal.

So he gets beaten by one dude, then by another 2 dudes and then he gets arrested, WTF it really wasn't his day.

The man who was celebrating his birthday, fell to the ground, breaking his jaw and smashing his teeth.

If I've learned anything over the years, it's to never fuck with a black man's money.

It's her own fault she knows he has a rertarded coordination.

You think that sucks? Just wait till he gets his first false positive from a pregnancy test.

That's how you accept your diploma from Karate University.

This should play on a digital billboard every time you enter Detroit.

He was so caught up in the moment he gave her a nose bleed.

Hit the little bastard again and kick him in the bean bag....

Apologies on the video quality here but this episode of Jersey Shore hasn't aired yet.

Hey buddy, that tactic might work at home with the wife but these are urban chicks you're dealing with.

Probably the most original rollercoaster video ever.

I...told you...never to wear...those tight....jeans again.

What the fuck!? When the hell did Jimmy Walker start freestyling? This dyn-o-mite!

All he needs is a popped collar and a LED light kit for his car and the transformation will be complete.

The Asads are an Australian family known for their bad behavior, and Michael protects that reputation with his fists.

Its about time these guys broke out of their homosexual boundaries and acted like men for once.

Not only hitting a girl but sucker punching her too? I think we have a candidate for world's number one coward.

He probably said she looked good today.