Keep making Smirnoff your breakfast of choice and these reality checks are just going to get more humiliating.

Bitch thought he was playing games at first. Then officer Dwayne Johnson delivered a rock bottom and she quickly found h...

I want a translation... but I'm probably not going to care by the time you give me one.

This is why Poland is so awesome. As long as I never have to go there.

It totally made him a super badass with the girls on the internet though. Who needs hearin...

That just actually might be Russian for "Hello".

Beating guidos for money may seem like the best job in the world, but it's tough getting those lip gloss stains off yo...

That kid just needs to die.