Uhuh those coppers sure know how to impress those drifters.

Who knew the USSR stood for Ugly Street Sluts Republic?

As above, I mean come on you got to at least fight back. But he goes out like a bitch.

In the end there can only stand one.

This had the potential to be the best girl fight of all time.

If you don't comply you get beaten with a shovel, hooked on every side of your face and kneed to pulp.

Gold plated M5 and GT-R need to get to work on time I think, they couldn't be Russian mob related could they?

Latest fashion of Chechen youth to gather with their cars and ride across the city and shoot in the air.

The newest hype is Russia, it's cheap, easy, usually used at parties and you go completely mental.

Oops wrong Cayenne, who cares It's only a $450k Techart Magnum. They got the right one second try.

You just can not believe have incredibly stupid these guys are.

I wonder how much vodka these people drank before it got to this.

If he doesn't let you just shoot him.

Jokes on him, they were coming for his dishwasher.

First off they stand around and watch the two kids beat the hell out of each other, then one of the fathers decides to...

"This is your captain speaking. Please place all faces in their gang-beaten and bloodied position."

I guess hanging out with scum like this will get you into these situations. She probably doenst like nice guys tho, th...

Do I really need to explain the rest? Take a guess...

Lets be happy they didn't need to take a shit.

For guys that work at a glorified grocery store, they sure can fight.

They are probably practicing for Russian fatherhood.

Black G String caught my eye and then I noticed that she was also a pyscho and beating this girl like a stepchild.

I cant come up with any better explination of this video. He simply puts himslef in the way of an oncoming truck.

Find some abandoned building which is pretty easy in Russia, grab some rope and your all set.

The bride and groom will remember this day for the rest of their lives.

He lost two things that day, his macho pass and his straightness pass.

See what happens when you keep wearing denim in 2009?

A little Russian kid tries to switch seats on the Ferris Wheel and ends up dangling off the side crying for his mother...

If these hitmen are free this week I can think of a few bank CEOs they can visit next.

Gosh I knew jean jackets weren't exactly cool to wear anymore but was all this really necessary? This is seriously one...