Olympic gold winner with one hell of a body.

That fat dude is gonna get a hotter chick than I can get?

One thing is for sure she knows alot of freaky people.

Hustler beat me to the parody shit and produced this Lohan/Ronson shit that isn’t really believable, but still pretty fu...

This poor guy gets beaten sensless by a whole gang of thugs, the two guys at the end try out their trampoline skills f...

Here’s a little video of Lesbian Lohan getting into the wrong car, which is an honest mistake when you are addicted to...

Airbags are only useful if you don't hit something else on the way down.

All the STD' she's carrying can protect her from any attack though. Violence is useless.

I'm not even sure she has tourettes. She just seems like a LIMP DICK FAG CUNT FUCKER! Sorry...

Finally, it all makes sense now....

Once Al Sharpton catches wind of this he is going to be wearing the skin of both their faces as a funny little hat.

What ever I say here it doesn't do the video justice.

Lohan with some kind of botched tan job.

Can you say foul?

If someone called my friend a name, I'd just laugh and add another insult. I'm a shitty friend.

A giggling Lindsay Lohan tell some guy who is videoing her that she is having her first sober birthday ever.

Lindsay Lohan the night before her most recent DUI arrest, drunk and coked out of her mind eating a burger.

Bad Lindsay, she crashes her car and then runs of.

That\'s my girl, she can act, sing, look pretty and deal coke in the party scene.

Lindsay Lohan runs over a Paparazzi with her brand new white BMW.

Poor baby. I guess her 500 million dollar bank account can\'t afford to patch her up. Why the hell is she still hang...

Lindsay Lohan calls Paris Hilton a cunt.

You have to say a very though sentence, and when you fail you get slapped on the nuts.

Davis is dissing lindsay lohan on camera. Paris finds it very amusing!